ABOUT THIS PRODUCT
A cruffin is a hybrid of a croissant and a muffin. Our Cruffin is none of that, and
it’s also not that Blue Sherbet x Zkittles cross that’s billed as “Blueberry Cruffin” on the interwebs.
Ours is a different beast, a cross of Thin Mintz x DJ Short Blueberry. Ours will punch you in the face
and steal your keys. Don’t have important things to do when you Cruffin. Don’t try to hold a deep
conversation while Cruffining. Forget what you were saying? You’ve been Cruffin’d. It’s so good we
printed stickers early. Don’t sleep, fam.